LEFOU
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
EdimonD D
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
BIMBETTES
Perfect, a pure paragon!
LEFOU
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
LEFOU/MEN
Who plays darts like Gaston?
Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
GASTON
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
ALL
My what a guy, that Gaston!
GASTON
I needed encouragement
B♭onA
Thank you, LeFou
LEFOU
Well, there’s no one as easy to bolster as you!
Too much?
GASTON
…Yep
ALL
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
LEFOU
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
GASTON
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
And beasts of the field say a prayer
First, I carefully aim for the liver
Then I shoot from behind
LEFOU
Is that fair?
GASTON
I don’t care
ALL
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LEFOU
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
GASTON
I’m especially good at expectorating!
ALL
Ten points for Gaston!
GASTON
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a bar- ge!
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LEFOU/MEN
Who has brains like Gaston?
Entertains like Gaston?
GASTON
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gas- ton?
I use antlers in all of my deco- rating
ALL
Say it again
Who’s a man among men?
Who’s the super success?
Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There’s just one guy in town
Who’s got all of it down…
LEFOU
And his name’s G-A-S…T…
I believe there’s another T…
It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate
And I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before…
ALL
Gaston!
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