I stayed out late one night and you moved in
I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in
Ma y I remind you that it's been a year since the n
Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say?)
You're looney friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)
Pe rhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea
B♭
So pack your toys away
FonB♭
Your pretty boys away
B♭7
Your 45s away
E♭M7
Your alibis away
B♭
Your Spanish flies away
FonB♭
Your one-more-tries away
B♭7
Your old tie-dyes away
E♭M7
You're moving out today
Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)
Wh y don't you take up with the baker's wife instea d of me, fool!
B♭
Pack up your rubber duck
FonB♭
I'd like to wish you luck
B♭7
Your funny cigarettes
E♭M7
Your sixty-one cassettes
B♭
Pack all your clothes away
FonB♭
Your rubber hose away
B♭7
Your old-day-glos away
Yo u're moving out today
Pack up your dirty looks
Your songs that have no hooks
Your stacks of Modern Screen
Your portrait of the Queen
Your mangy cat away
Your baby fat away
You're headed that-a-way
You're moving out today
Pack up your fork and spoon
Please leave my Lorna Doones
Your map of Mozambique
Your water bed that leaks
