Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
F
Turn the TV on throw my hands in my pants
Nobody's gone tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
F
Turn to MTV so they can teach me how to dodge
In my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
F
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Tomorrow I wake up do some p90x
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
She gonna scream out this is great
I might mess around n get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going no where
No no no no....
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
F
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
