Right now h e's probably slow dancing with a b leached-blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now h e's probably buying her some f ruity little drink
‘Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now h e's probably up behind her with a p ool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I d ug my key into the side
Of his p retty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Ca rved my name into his leather seats
I took a L ouisville Slugger to both headlights
Sl ashed a hole in all four tires
An d maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now s he's probably up singing
Some w hite trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now s he's probably saying, 'I'm drunk'
An d he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now h e's probably dabbing on
Three d ollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know
Oh, that I d ug my key into the side
Of his p retty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Ca rved my name into his leather seats
I took a L ouisville Slugger to both headlights
Sl ashed a hole in all four tires
An d maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might' v e saved a little trouble for t he next girl
‘Cause th e next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, not on me
'Cause I d ug my key into the side
Of his p retty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Ca rved my name into his leather seats
I took a L ouisville Slugger to both headlights
Sl ashed a hole in all four tires
An d maybe next time he'll think before he c heats
Oh, m aybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, b efore he cheats
Oh ...
