S he wa s a working girl
North of England way
No w she's hi t the big time
In the U.S.A.
An d if she could only hear me
Th is is what I'd say.
Honey pie you are making me crazy
I 'm in love but I'm lazy
S o won't you please come home.
Oh honey pie my position is tragic
C ome and show me the magic
o f your Hollywood song.
Yo u became a leg end of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Ma kes me weak in the kne e.
Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic
S ail across the Atlantic
T o be where you belong.
Will the wind that blew her boat
Across the sea
Kindly send her sa iling back to me.
Honey pie you are making me crazy
I 'm in love but I'm lazy
S o won't you please come home.