F C/B♭ Gm7(9) C/F F C/B♭ Gm7(9) C/
F F C/B♭ Gm7(9) C/F F C/B♭ Gm7(9) C/F
F
A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Gm7(9)
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
Gm7(9)
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Gm7(9)
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Gm7(9) C
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Gm7(9) C
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
F
A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Gm7(9)
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Gm7(9)
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Gm7(9)
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
F
Gone Gone
Gm7(9) C
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
Gm7(9) C
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al
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F Gm7(9)/C F Gm7(9)/C F Gm7(9)/C F Gm7(9)/C
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F F C/B♭ Gm7(9) C/F F C B♭ Gm7(9) C/F
F
A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Gm7(9)
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
Gm7(9)
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
Gm7(9)
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
Gm7(9)
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Gm7(9) C
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
Gm7(9) C
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
Gm7(9) C
He says Amen and Hallelujah!
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al
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Gm7(9) Gm7(9) C F Gm7(9) Gm7(9) C
F Gm7(9) Gm7(9) C F Gm7(9) Gm7(9) C F
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