Right now h e's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now h e's probably buying her some fruity little drink
‘Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now h e's probably up behind her with a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now s he's probably up singing
Some white trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now s he's probably saying, 'I'm drunk'
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now h e's probably dabbing on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know
Oh, that I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might' v e saved a little trouble for the next girl
‘Cause th e next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he c heats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, b efore he cheats
Oh ...


































