The only way to get what you want is
To become a human yourself.
Can you do that?
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do.
It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
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Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
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Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
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In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Those poor unfortunate souls
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So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, 'Spells, Ursula, please!'
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
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And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
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But on the whole I've been a saint
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To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
If I become human,
I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
But you'll have your man, heh heh.
Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
You can't get something for nothing, you know!
But I don't have any-
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
You'll never even miss it...
What I want from you is - your voice.
You've got it, Sweet-cakes,
No more talking, singing, ZIP!
But without my voice, how can I-
You'll have your looks, your pretty face!
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
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And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
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It's she who holds her tongue who get's her man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul,
Make your choice!
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I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
Ya' poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true!
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet,
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her boys
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The boss is on a roll
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This poor unfortunate soul!